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[fourlevels]

"Hi! This is Viktor Nikiforov!
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[beautiful_monster]

I think anyone would freak out about the shit that happens to people in this shitty world.

[...But he sighs and slouches in his chair, resting his head back against the wall behind him.]

If you want me to, I'll tell you.

[fourlevels]

I want you to. Nothing held back between us.

[ He reaches out then, just lightly resting his hand on Yuri's knee. ]

Okay?

[beautiful_monster]

[He rolls his eyes, but finally turns his head to look properly at Viktor before answering.]

Alright. I won't keep something like that from you again.

[fourlevels]

[ There's a little hint of something more teasing in the soft smile he gives back. ]

Eeeh, so does that mean if it's not something like that, then you won't tell me about it?

[beautiful_monster]

[He tries to look exasperated—tries, except that even Yuri can't hold back an embarrassed blush.]

If it's not something dangerous or related to training then you don't need to know!

[fourlevels]

[ Viktor leans in, the smile turning into something a little more teasing and smirking. Okay, a lot more. ]

Eeeeeeh, you wouldn't want any advice on anything else~?

[beautiful_monster]

[On cue, Yuri leans away.]

Why would I want advice from a romcom escapee like you?!

[fourlevels]

What do you mean escapee? I'd be the star, thank you very much! Besides, you could benefit a lot from advice on that nature!

[beautiful_monster]

What benefit could there possibly be from listening to an extravagant old man like you?

[fourlevels]

You can't believe that there wouldn't be other people who would enjoy your new knowledge of romantic things, do you?

[beautiful_monster]

Only if you have advice that isn't ridiculous.

[He clearly doesn't believe anything Viktor has to say will be anything but ridiculous.]

[fourlevels]

But sometimes romance can be ridiculous! That's what makes it fun too.

[beautiful_monster]

Your kind of ridiculous isn't normal.

[fourlevels]

Like wearing tiger print all the time is normal ...

[beautiful_monster]

—There;s nothing wrong with tiger print!

[fourlevels]

Not occasionally there's not.

[beautiful_monster]

Not ever.

[He huffs!! And crosses his arms!!! What an amazing argument ender.]

[fourlevels]

[ Viktor just laughs at the sight, nudging at the beef jerky bag again. ]

You don't think Yusuke would enjoy something sappy and romantic though? I bet he would.

[beautiful_monster]

[He narrows his eyes suspiciously, but takes another piece of jerky.]

Of course he'd love it.

[fourlevels]

So you reeeeally don't want advice?

[beautiful_monster]

What would you even give me for advice?

[fourlevels]

Well I'm not going to give you any advice if you're not going to appreciate it.

[beautiful_monster]

It sounds like you already know I won't appreciate it.

[fourlevels]

Because I know you, that's why.

[beautiful_monster]

Then you should know my love life is fine without your meddling.

[Just ignore the bit where it's the first time he's had a love life period. Irrelevant details!]