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"Hi! This is Viktor Nikiforov!
Please leave a message!"

[ Viktor leans in, the smile turning into something a little more teasing and smirking. Okay, a lot more. ]

Eeeeeeh, you wouldn't want any advice on anything else~?

[On cue, Yuri leans away.]

Why would I want advice from a romcom escapee like you?!

What do you mean escapee? I'd be the star, thank you very much! Besides, you could benefit a lot from advice on that nature!

What benefit could there possibly be from listening to an extravagant old man like you?

You can't believe that there wouldn't be other people who would enjoy your new knowledge of romantic things, do you?

Only if you have advice that isn't ridiculous.

[He clearly doesn't believe anything Viktor has to say will be anything but ridiculous.]

But sometimes romance can be ridiculous! That's what makes it fun too.

Your kind of ridiculous isn't normal.

Like wearing tiger print all the time is normal ...

—There;s nothing wrong with tiger print!

Not occasionally there's not.

Not ever.

[He huffs!! And crosses his arms!!! What an amazing argument ender.]

[ Viktor just laughs at the sight, nudging at the beef jerky bag again. ]

You don't think Yusuke would enjoy something sappy and romantic though? I bet he would.

[He narrows his eyes suspiciously, but takes another piece of jerky.]

Of course he'd love it.

So you reeeeally don't want advice?

What would you even give me for advice?

Well I'm not going to give you any advice if you're not going to appreciate it.

It sounds like you already know I won't appreciate it.

Because I know you, that's why.

Then you should know my love life is fine without your meddling.

[Just ignore the bit where it's the first time he's had a love life period. Irrelevant details!]