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[fourlevels]

"Hi! This is Viktor Nikiforov!
Please leave a message!"

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[Text] Backdated to after the Swear Out

[sleight_of_hand]

Um.
Viktor?
I know it's ridiculously early but.
Um.
I need you to come to the hotel near where the Swear Out was.
I need help.

[ He is never living this one down and he knows it. ]

[fourlevels]

[ Luckily Viktor was already up at that time in the morning. He rushes to finish putting on his clothes once he reads the text, shooting one back to get more info. ]

Are you okay? What happened??

[sleight_of_hand]

Um.

I'm not sure how to answer that exactly.

Yes and no?

Oh, and can you bring a change of clothes? All I could salvage from my suit was my tie.

I mean I still grabbed all of it, but unless someone has magic seamstress powers, it's pretty toast.

[fourlevels]

[ ......... Wait. ]

Were you mugged or something?

[sleight_of_hand]

No.

No.

Definitely not.

The opposite of that, depending on your viewpoint.

[fourlevels]

[ Wait. Wait. ]

TOHRU DID YOU JUST HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND

[sleight_of_hand]

VIKTOR

DON'T CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

[fourlevels]

WHO

HOW WAS IT

DID THEY SERIOUSLY RIP YOUR CLOTHES

DETAILS!!!!!!!

[sleight_of_hand]

VIKTOR I AM SITTING HERE IN A BED SHEET FEELING LIKE MY ASSHOLE WAS JUST ENLARGED

HELP ME OUT OF HERE THEN I'LL GIVE YOU DETAILS

[fourlevels]

WOW REALLY I would have thought your first time would have been the other way! Tohru I'm so proud of you!!!

[sleight_of_hand]

What, that I'd top? What part of me looks put together enough to actua

[ The message cuts off, as Adachi accidentally pressed send instead of delete. U G H ! ]

NEVER MIND THAT just get over here PLEASE

[fourlevels]

I'm coming right now!!

[ A beat before the next message comes through. ]

I swear that wasn't a pun

[sleight_of_hand]

Just hurry, you pervert. ( ≧Д≦)

[fourlevels]

Is that what you said last night~?

ETA 15 minutes. Do you have your shoes or do you need those too?

[sleight_of_hand]

You are the worst friend/family member/something-something ever. I'm divorcing you.

[ And this was why they were friends. ]

No, my shoes survived, thankfully.

[fourlevels]

Lies you love me

You don't mind if I break into your house do you? Unless you have a key lying around somewhere?

[sleight_of_hand]

Uh.
No.
Bad idea.
Riza-chan will probably bite your leg off.
She's done it before to someone dumb enough to try to break in.

Just get some old clothes of yours.
I'll drown in them, but I'll be okay. My belt survived too.

[fourlevels]

Okay, on my way there now

[ Using his skating powers, he gets there a little faster, calling his power off before walking into the hotel entrance. ]

Where are you?

[sleight_of_hand]

[ He shot him the room number. ]

Ask the front desk for a key card. Show them this as my okay if they complain about it. I don't want to run the risk of this guy waking up.

[fourlevels]

Can't I just meet you in the hallway? If you want to be out of there quickly, that's the quickest way

[sleight_of_hand]

I'm sorry I don't think I made myself clear enough.

I
AM WEARING
A BED SHEET
THAT'S IT

[fourlevels]

Oh no, you're going to do the full walk of shame, Tohru. That's the rule of one night stands!

[sleight_of_hand]

VIKTOR
NIKIFOROV
DON'T YOU DARE

[fourlevels]

I'm going to knock VERY LOUDLY on the door unless you're in the hallway by the time I get to your floor~

[sleight_of_hand]

FINE
DO IT
I DARE YOU
IF YOU WAKE HIM UP
MY SORE ASS IS ON YOUR HANDS
AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY